Just in case you were disappointed by The cunt- part 1, because it was not cunty enough. Let the watching begin.
A pharmaceutical company somewhere in Bombay: "That's right Ladies. Screw Kegel exercises and vaginoplasties, because it is now possible to re-tighten your saggy debauched vaginas with this over the counter cream called 18-again (Yaay, you bad madonnas!).
All you need to do is rub this gold dust, down there, in sweet, gentle circular motions and Voila, all your sins shall be forgiven, you shall be revirginised, you shall become Immortal! Amaranthine!
Now go home and suck on a big dick.
First thoughts: Sorry what? Cum, Come again?
Second thoughts: This ad is obviously a great demonstration of Indian culture or as some Delhi women may call it " just another day in the city". Lets get a woman in a saree and make her jive to Latin music, because that happens to be the epitome of promiscuity in India; in case you had not guessed it already from the reaction of the father in law whose eyeballs may shoot of his sockets any second. Yes! Just like his projectile tea vomit. (Relax grandpa, this is not Marilyn Monroe singing Happy birthday Mr President.)
On a more serious note though, someone really needs to warn the lady that she is being shot on a mobile phone by her brother in law while she is too busy pulling those Kamasutra moves on her husband. He may use it for pocket billiards later when he is bored. But that's okay. A family that shares together stays together.
Other thoughts: What happens if his penis enlargement cream rubs against my vaginal tightening cream? Oh-oh.
And what happens if I am also using this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoKcYIhGzAE) vaginal whitening cream along with the vaginal tightening cream . Is that safe? Will I get STD? Will I get pregnant? Will I still be a virgin? Will boys want to marry me? Can I sit on a seesaw?
Thoughtless.
Divya.
Now go home and suck on a big dick.
First thoughts: Sorry what? Cum, Come again?
On a more serious note though, someone really needs to warn the lady that she is being shot on a mobile phone by her brother in law while she is too busy pulling those Kamasutra moves on her husband. He may use it for pocket billiards later when he is bored. But that's okay. A family that shares together stays together.
Other thoughts: What happens if his penis enlargement cream rubs against my vaginal tightening cream? Oh-oh.
And what happens if I am also using this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoKcYIhGzAE) vaginal whitening cream along with the vaginal tightening cream . Is that safe? Will I get STD? Will I get pregnant? Will I still be a virgin? Will boys want to marry me? Can I sit on a seesaw?
Thoughtless.
Divya.
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